HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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