she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
