I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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