Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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