Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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