4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize