We're like a lot better than the average bears
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Found the puke drawer
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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