Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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