So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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