I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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