We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize