in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
