We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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