Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
FUCK WHALES
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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