Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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