I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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