If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
the raccoons are back...
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