love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
