Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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