we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
