I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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