I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
wow bdsm is so cute
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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