so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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