If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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