talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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