So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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