just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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