Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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