I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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