That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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