Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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