Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
