My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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