Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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