Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
vagina is talking i cant
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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