we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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