Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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