Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(281): View more from Texas

Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)

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(812): View more from Indiana

Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.

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(660): View more from Missouri

So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test

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(248): View more from Michigan

I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....

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(254): View more from Texas

As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities

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