NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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