Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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