so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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