exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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