Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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