Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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