She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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