I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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