Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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