Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Come share oat with me in your robe
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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