I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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