Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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