He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
