And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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