i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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