just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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